We’re wacky! We’re loony! Our Saturday Morning Brunches are cartoony from 11 am – 2 pm!
Vancouver's hottest nerd bar! Board and card games galore and sci-fi on the TV around the clock...
Read the manifestoZucchini Sticks
Jalapeno Cornbread Popper
Corn Dog Pops
Mac & Cheese Balls
Sweet Onion & Chorizo Quesadilla
Superstitiously good lunch for $13 in under 13 minutes. You're the star of your own meal story from 11 am – 2 pm, Mon – Fri. Choose from a possible 63 lunch combinations!
From 11 am – 2 pm every Saturday!
Regular Sunday brunch also available from 11 am – 2 pm every Sunday!
Every first and third Wednesday of every month with the Vancouver Quizmasters - Eric Fell and Mister Nickel!
Come croon your favourite nerdy hits with us twice per month! Check our events page for more info!
Standard Earth Menu
Remember, sharing is optional. We won’t judge.
I AM LEGEND
V = Vegan | VP = Vegan Possible
GS = Gluten Sensitive | GSP = Gluten Sensitive Possible
A Storm Crow classic! Like regular fries, but bigger, made from chickpea batter, and stacked in a weird, non-Euclidean geometry. Comes with spicy sriracha aioli or vegan sriracha aioli.
Upgrade to vegan gravy for $1!
From the foothills of the Rocky Mountains, we’ve finally found proof of its existence: crispy lumberjack-felled fries topped with blurry Cajun chicken, frizzled onions, and cheese curds in a cascade of beefy gravy and gruyere drizzle.
Like a bright beacon shining through the storm, this poutine will give you superhuman strength and speed! Made with fries that remind you of tiny skis, vegan mushroom gravy, Daiya vegan cheese, pulled BBQ jackfruit and a bunny hill of frizzled onions!
Normalize your poutine with the basic elements of your choice: either beef or mushroom gravy and cheese curds or Daiya for $10.
Katana-quartered pickles fried up in a manner so delicious it’s like a roundhouse kick of flavour to your face! Served with cowabunga ranch dipping sauce and a rendition of Ice Ice Baby.
Crispy poppler-like tater tots (but totally not popplers, *wink*). You can pick ‘em, you can lick em, you can chew ‘em, you can stick ‘em; if you promise not to sue us, you can shove one up your nose. Served with sriracha aioli or vegan sriracha aioli.
Gotta catch ‘em all! Crispy fried brussels sprouts ethically harvested from happy free-range bulbasaurs in the Kanto region, vine-whipped in a choice of our vegan lemon or honey chipotle lime sauce topped with Parmesan. Evolve your brussels with bacon bits for +$2.
After a few trials and tribble-ations, we finally perfected our homage to the alpha quadrant’s favourite pest! We’ve taken our gooey mac & cheese, infused them with truffle oil and fired on them with phasers until crispy! You get four to start but you can breed them and get another ball for $2.
Take the megway for two to a metropolis where melted cheese is the law. More addictive than Boing®, we’ve stacked the tortilla chips skyscraper high and gave them with the best drokkin’ topping selections from this side of the cursed earth: roasted corn, black beans, red onions, pickled jalapeños and feta crema. Served with totally legal pico de gallo and sour cream.
Add house-made guacamole for $3.
Add pulled chicken, pulled pork, pulled beef, or pulled jackfruit for $4
These crispy wings will take you through the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs! Tossed in your choice of: Han’s Honey Chipotle Lime, Outer Rim BBQ, Tatooine Dry Rub or Death Star Sauce (warning: so spicy, it could blow up a planet!).
Served with Hoth cool ranch or Bespin Gruyère dip.
Going too fast? Jump out of lightspeed with our Crait Salt & Pepper or Frank’s Red Hot options!
We’ve sizzled up tres (3) corny tortillas and used transmutation magic to offer you a variety of balanced filling options: pulled beef, pulled pork, Cajun chicken, crispy cod or pulled BBQ jackfruit. As seen on TV, each taco is topped off with savoury slaw and pico de gallo! Abraca-@#%$-yeah!
Rush in with guacamole for $3 or Lup it up by adding another taco for $4
Add chicken breast or grilled BC salmon to any salad for $5
BIFF! POW! ZLOT! Come, my comic cohorts in crime and croutons! This savory salad will hold your tastebuds for ransom with fresh romaine lettuce, house-made dairy-free caesar dressing, ciabatta croutons, crispy bacon and parmesan cheese!
We originally intended for this pile of greens to be shot onto the table via pierced arrow but we don’t want it to cost you an arm and a leg. We’ve got judo-thrown mixed greens, karate-chopped cabbage, carrots, and apples, all topped off with a somersault of grape tomatoes, avocados and tumbled it in apple-turmeric dressing.
Get speedy by upgrading your salad with Cajun chicken and feta for $5.
You’ll wub-nub this salad right into your thermal exhaust port – which is your mouth, and not whatever you’re thinking. This forest-like salad is a mix of Ewok-harvested spinach and arugula, topped with roasted yams, dried cranberries, sunflower seeds, and feta cheese tossed in olive oil and balsamic dressing.
Hot soup barada nikto! Ask your server peacefully about what our daily soupy offering might be!
Out of murk and mystery, a creature appears: a mixture of beans, tomatoes, jalapeños and unknown depths of much, much more. Bombarded with green onions, sour cream and served with cornbread to confound the best flavour scientists!
Add an overgrowth of cheddar for $2.
All of our sandwiches, burgers and wraps come with your choice of side: fries, greens, or daily soup. When seeking adventure, you can upgrade to chickpea fries, yam fries, tater tots or poutine for + $3
Like a Magic Missile fired into the dark, you won’t know what you’re gonna get! Ask your server for a Dungeon Burger card, a D20, and let the capricious whims of Fate build your burger. Will it be beef? Chicken? Loin of Bugbear with a Gelatinous Cube demi-glace? Probably not that one, BUT WHO KNOWS? Comes with a collectible trading card because every dungeon needs loot.
The ever watchful Eye of Sauron can see nearly everything but can it see why orcs love this mighty tower of a burger? How could it not: we’ve taken our juicy beef patty and topped it with a golden, deep fried mac n’ cheese patty, tomato, red onion, arugula, and Gruyere aioli! One burg to rule them all.
Uruk’hai up-size your burger by adding bacon and even MOAR cheese for +$3.
Chomp into an electrifying 7 oz beef patty with crispy bacon, melted cheddar cheese, romaine lettuce, tomato, mayo and onion jam served on a toasted bun.
A burger fit for a lord god of Thunder.
For when your hunger is mighty, add extra patties for $4 each!
Looking for a bit of a lighter spark...erm, snack? Try our Storm Burger– just like our Thunder burger–but without the bacon and cheese!
Sculpted by the most formidable warriors on Themyscira to fuel their heroic endeavors, this vegan patty is skillfully constructed with yam, beans and rice blessed by the goddesses, topped with red pepper hummus, arugula, red onion and tomato all on a toasted bun.
Lasso your burger with feta or Daiya for $2.
We’ve loaded this burger with gadgets and it’s ready to take down gangs of clowns and the blight of hunger with a Beyond Meat® vegan patty, romaine lettuce, tomato, onion jam, and vegan sriracha aioli!
Get brainwashed by flavour: upgrade your veggie burger with BBQ sauce, frizzled onions and melted Daiya cheese.
A magical fried chicken sandwich blessed by Tzeentch, the changer of ways to delight your eyes AND mouth. Chaos serves this crispy buttermilk fried chicken with house-made guacamole and savoury slaw served on a toasted bun.
Upgrade the chaos by adding death sauce and mozzarella for $2.
There’s nothing fishy about this hearty fillet o’ BC salmon served on a fresh toasted bun with arugula, red onion, tomato, and house-made tartar sauce! Actually, we guess that is kind of fishy now that we think about it….
Make it cheesy by adding cheddar for $2.
…and now another controvertible episode of: PULLED PIGS IN SPACE: We take our house-made apple-braised pork and launch it into a wormhole for optimal pulling effects, top it with lemony slaw, bbq sauce and served it all on a toasted bun-ship.
We’re not Q-less –we’re omnipotent, mon Capitaine: house-made vegan bbQ pulled jackfruit topped with lemony slaw beamed up with matchstick apple slices and house-made bbQ sauce served on a toasted bun.
We’ve tapped into our reddest mana to swing at you with this commanding wrap stuffed with a 4/4 crispy, spicy buffalo chicken creature token, romaine lettuce, bacon, caesar dressing, and Parmesan cheese. For plainswalkers, try it grilled or buffalo-less!
Just chickpea salad to the left, done up alright. Wrapped in this: romaine lettuce, but not so tight. Vegan lemon-dressing thrust and red onion that’ll make you go insa-ay-ay-ay-ayne. LETTUCE DO THE TIME-WRAP AGAIN!
You won’t need an IQ of 178 for this sandwich but you will need a gorilla-sized appetite to finish it! We’ve taken mad-scienced pulled beef and partnered it with Dijon aioli, frizzled onions, and melted mozzarella all on a toasted ciabatta baguette. Served with house made-beef jus for le dipping, hon hon.
Smarten up and add sautéed mushrooms for $2
Slow down but don’t sleep on this beauty of a fearsome sandwich stuffed with an array of charming house-made beef meatballs paralyzed in marinara sauce then topped off with enervated mozzarella cheese, and telekinetic feta crema made to disintegrate your hunger. Add arugula for $2
For when you’re way off baseline, we have elbow-macaroni engineered to perfection by the Tyrell Corporation swimming in a whirlpool of melting cheeses - Gruyère, Parmesan, cheddar and mozzarella... each lost like tears, in the rain.
Add bacon for $2 or Cajun chicken, pulled pork, pulled beef or pulled jackfruit for $4.
This New England pub favorite comes to the Storm Crow. Devour two pieces of fresh beer-battered cod, served with tartar sauce, savoury slaw and french fries.
We’ve wrangled some very large, and very dangerous chicken breasts, dipped them in buttermilk and fried them to perfection for 5 (1d6 + 2) piercing flavour damage. For some inspiration, we’ve added roast yams, fried brussels sprouts and cornbread. Comes with side of beef or mushroom gravy for +2 on all constitution saving throws.
Dungeon Burger
Like a Magic Missile fired into the dark, you won’t know what you’re gonna get! Ask your server for a Dungeon Burger card, a D20, and let the capricious whims of Fate build your burger. Will it be beef? Chicken? Loin of Bugbear with a Gelatinous Cube demi-glace? Probably not that one, BUT WHO KNOWS?
Comes with a collectible trading card because every dungeon needs loot.
*Available to order in person. No take-out, sorry. *
Choose Your Own Lunch-venture
Superstitiously great lunch for $13 in under 13 minutes
(from time of order placement, on location only).
You’re the star of your own meal story from 11 am – 2 pm, Mon – Fri. Choose from a possible 63 lunch combinations!
Pick from the following:
• 1 Piece Fried Fish O’ Fortune
• Perilous Pulled Pork Sandwich
• Search For The Roast Beef Sandwich
• Expedition Chili (Vegan or Beef)
• Vegan Voyage Pulled Jackfruit Sandwich
• Salmon Quinoa Salad Quest
• Two Taco Trek (options: pulled pork • pulled jackfruit • chorizo)
Pick from:
• Golden Fries
• Haunted House Greens
• Super Soup
• Tater Tots of Terror
• Mythical Chickpea Fries
• Yam Fries From Outer Space
• Cheese Chase (Daiya Vegan or Cheddar)
• Gravy Ghost Train (Vegan or Beef)
• Bacon Believer
Late Night Menu
AVAILABLE 10 PM – MIDNIGHT
DRINK SPECIALS
$5 SLEEVES • Red Truck Lager, Phillips Blue Buck & Fernie Lager
$5 GLASSES • House Red, House White
LATE NIGHT BITS
A positronic matrix of tortilla chips and house-made pico de gallo that will leave you feeling fully functional... Get emotional by adding guac or red pepper hummus for $3
A Storm Crow classic! Like regular fries, but bigger, made from chickpea batter, and stacked in a weird, non-Euclidean geometry. Comes with spicy sriracha aioli or vegan sriracha aioli. Upgrade to vegan gravy for $1!
Katana-quartered pickles fried up in a manner so delicious it’s like a roundhouse kick of flavour to your face! Served with cowabunga ranch dipping sauce or vegan Sriracha aioli and a rendition of Ice Ice Baby.
Crispy fried brussels sprouts ethically harvested from happy free-range bulbasaurs in the Kanto region, vine-whipped in a choice of our vegan lemon or honey chipotle lime sauce topped with Parmesan. Evolve your brussels with bacon bits for +$2.
Crispy fried chicken wings tossed in your choice of: Han’s Honey Chipotle Lime, Outer Rim BBQ, Tatooine Dry Rub or Death Star Sauce (warning: so spicy, it could blow up a planet!). Served with Hoth cool ranch or Bespin Gruyère dip. Going too fast? Jump out of lightspeed with our Crait Salt & Pepper or Frank’s Red Hot options!
After a few trials and tribble-ations, we finally perfected our homage to the alpha quadrant’s favourite pest! We’ve taken our gooey mac & cheese, infused them with truffle oil and fired on them with phasers until crispy! You get four to start but you can breed them and get another ball for $2.
LATE NIGHT BITES
A mutation of the great Canadian classic: your choice of beef gravy, vegan gravy, squeaky cheese curds or Daiya vegan cheese. Add bacon for $2 or pulled pork, pulled beef or pulled BBQ jackfruit for $4.
…and now another controvertible episode of: PULLED PIGS IN SPACE: We take our house-made apple-braised pork and launch it into a wormhole for optimal pulling effects, top it with lemony slaw, bbq sauce and served it all on a toasted bun-ship.
We’re not Q-less –we’re omnipotent, mon Capitaine: house-made vegan bbQ pulled jackfruit topped with lemony slaw beamed up by apple slices and house-made bbQ sauce served on a toasted bun.
Out of murk and mystery, a creature appears: a mixture of beans, tomatoes, jalapeños and unknown depths of much, much more. Bombarded with green onions, sour cream and served with cornbread to confound the best flavour scientists!
Add an overgrowth of cheddar for $2.
Why go regenerate when you can get try your shape-shifting skills with this bowl of beefy chili cheese fries! Your choice of cheddar or Daiya cheese.
Rush in and grab these sizzled up breaded chicken strips in a nest of rail-split fries for a well-balanced meal!
DESSERTS
They who control the chocolate, control the universe. Don’t pull out your heart plug until you’ve tried this rich but light chocolaty concoction. A dish just sweet enough, you won’t be crying, “The tooth! The tooth!”
A dazzling array of sprinkles shoot out of our hands and onto two scoops of ice cream, drizzled with chocolate and caramel sauce, and topped with whipped cream. Can affect from one to two creatures depending how you much you feel like sharing.
A Winterfell favourite fed to generations of brooding Starks to help them through the long nights in the North. Topped with ice cream so that you’ll never forget that ‘winter is coming’.
Freshly made in-house, a different cake every week! Ask your server what to expect this time.
This vegan carrot cake is so impressive, you’ll go Super Saiyan! It’s topped with Piccolo’s favourite lime-caramel sauce and a scoop of Say Hello! vegan ice cream.
Caffeine to rouse your dead soul, booze to kill the pain of being alive. And for an extra $3 you get it served in an amazing COLLECTIBLE STORM CROW MUG you can keep!
Matchstick coffee, Bailey's Irish Cream, Kahlua, whipped cream
Weekend Brunch
AVAILABLE 11AM – 2PM, SATURDAY, SUNDAY AND STAT HOLIDAYS!
Brunch dishes come with smashed Cajun fingerling potatoes, mixed baby greens and fresh fruit.
Mathematical! Jake’s fave brunch to cook Finn to keep their strength up to save everybody from demons, liches and other extra-planar beings! Two local free-run soft poached eggs, house-made guacamole, maple smoked bacon smothered in lemony hollandaise served on toasted English muffins.
A dangerously good Custer-L’Angell family recipe (you don’t want to know how many souls we had to sell to get ahold of it) features two local free-run soft poached eggs resting atop a pile of apple-braised pulled pork, and house-made cornbread topped with lemony hollandaise. You’ll be in Heaven (or Hell), whatever you’re into.
In the busy metropolis of Empire City, this benny will make you sing from the bottom of your gem! Local free-run soft poached eggs, smoked salmon, cream cheese, capers, fresh dill served on a toasted English muffin. Salmon and eggs make for the best brunch fusion in town!
A classic breakfast starring two local free-run eggs any style (except basted! no basting!) with your choice of one of the following: smoked bacon, smoked salmon or avocado. Served with sourdough toast in glorious Technicolour!
A breakfast sandwich so good that it’ll pass the Voight-Kampff test. Storm Crow beef patty, cheddar cheese, avocado, maple smoked bacon, local free-run sunny side up egg, lettuce, tomato, lemony hollandaise. Served with fries or side salad
Test your humanity against this upgrade to two beef patties!!! Want even more? Add extra patties for $4 each!
Duh-nun! Duh-nun! Innocent and unaware local free-run eggs swimming in slow-cooked tomato and red pepper sauce. Served with sourdough toast. We’re gonna need a bigger skillet. Add feta or Daiya cheese +$1.
Vegan option: sautéed mushrooms instead of eggs and vegan toast!
This toast is stuffed fuller than your bag of holding after a boss fight! Reach in there and think of the best French toast in the world, and you’ll pull this beauty out!
*served without side
BIFF! POW! ZLOT! Come, my comic cohorts in crime and croutons! This savoury salad will hold your taste buds for ransom with fresh romaine hearts, house-made Caesar dressing, sourdough croutons, crispy bacon and Parmesan cheese. Add grilled chicken breast or BC salmon for +$5.
We originally intended for this pile of greens to be shot onto the table via pierced arrow but we don’t want it to cost you an arm and a leg. We’ve got judo-thrown mixed greens, karate-chopped cabbage, carrots, and apples, all topped off with a somersault of grape tomatoes, avocados and tumbled it in apple-turmeric dressing.
Get speedy by upgrading your salad with Cajun chicken and feta for $5.
Chomp into an electrifying 7 oz beef patty with crispy bacon, melted cheddar cheese, romaine lettuce, tomato, mayo and onion jam served on a toasted bun.
A burger fit for a lord god of Thunder.
For when your hunger is mighty, add extra patties for $4 each!
Looking for a bit of a lighter spark...erm, snack? Try our Storm Burger– just like our Thunder burger–but without the bacon and cheese!
Sculpted by the most formidable warriors on Themyscira to fuel their heroic endeavors, this vegan patty is skillfully constructed with yam, beans and rice blessed by the goddesses, topped with red pepper hummus, arugula, red onion and tomato all on a toasted bun.
Lasso your burger with feta or Daiya for $2.
We’ve loaded this burger with gadgets and it’s ready to take down gangs of clowns and the blight of hunger with a Beyond Meat® vegan patty, romaine lettuce, tomato, onion jam and vegan sriracha aioli!
Get brainwashed by flavour: upgrade your veggie burger with BBQ sauce, frizzled onions and melted Daiya cheese.
For when you’re way off baseline, we have elbow macaroni engineered to perfection by the Tyrell Corporation swimming in a whirlpool of melting cheeses– Gruyère, Parmesan, cheddar, and mozzarella... each lost like tears in the rain. Add chorizo, pulled beef, pulled pork or pulled BBQ Jackfruit for $4. *served without side
Dessert Menu
They who contros the chocolate control the universe. Don’t pull out your heart plug until you’ve tried this rich but light chocolaty concoction. A dish just sweet enough, you won’t be crying, “The tooth! The tooth!”
This gigantic ice cream dessert hits like a wampa’s paw! Suitable for two, you’ll probably need a tauntaun to sleep inside of when you’re finished. Covered in chocolate and fudge and sprinkles and stuff, and comes with a collectible sticker!
A Winterfell favourite fed to generations of Starks to help them through the long nights in the North. Topped with ice cream so that you never forget that 'Winter is Coming'.
Freshly made in-house, a different cake every week! Ask your server what to expect this time.
This vegan carrot cake that’s so impressive, you’ll go Super Saiyan! It’s topped with Piccolo’s favourite lime-caramel sauce and Say Hello! ‘Jam Sessions’ coconut strawberry vegan ice cream.
Caffeine to rouse your dead soul, booze to kill the pain of being alive. For an extra $3 you get it served in an amazing collectible Storm Crow mug you can keep!
Matchstick Coffee, Bailey’s Irish Cream, Kahlua, Whipped Cream, Highly Keepable Mug.
After a long day of fighting the Borg and negotiating peace treaties with the Romulans, snuggle up to a cup of tea, Earl Grey, hot with a little something extra.
Amaretto, triple sec, and Earl Grey Tea.
A popular wizarding beverage, based on the recipe from our sister bar the Leaky Cauldron
Butter Ripple schnapps, root beer, ice cream (shaken not stirred).
The Beer round here
Cocktail Database
Caesar/Bloody Mary | 8 (sgl) 9.5 (dbl) |
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Whiskey/Amaretto Sour | 7 (sgl) 8.5 (dbl) |
Tom Collins | 9 |
Negroni | 11 |
Long Island Iced Tea | 9 |
Martini: domestic gin or vodka | 9.5 |
Martini: Fancy | 12 |
Old Fashioned | 12 |
Mojito | 10 |
Margarita | 10 |
Banned in the federation since 2240, but we won't tell.
Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Blue Curacao, lemon juice, soda, dilithium crystals
Caffeine to rouse your dead soul, booze to kill the pain of being alive.
And for an extra $5 you get it served in an amazing COLLECTIBLE STORM CROW MUG you can keep!
Kahlua, Bailey’s Irish Cream, Matchstick Coffee, whipped cream, highly keepable mug
A traditional wizarding beverage that will have you speaking parseltongue in no time!
Butterscotch Schnapps, root beer, ice cream*, magic stuff, *can be made dairy-free
“It’s alive!”
Gin, Lillet, Absinthe, Triple Sec, lemon, brain that “fell off a truck” somewhere, some ‘lectricity and stuff
Sorry, your princess has abducted herself to another castle to drink this in PEACE!
Bourbon, Peach Schnapps, iced tea, soda, a reprieve from being a damsel in distress for five minutes.
From Sister Margaret’s, it’s made with enough X-force to break through the 4th wall
Aperol, Prosecco, orange juice, orange bitters, Ryan Reynolds crossed with a shar-pei
Venusaur is taking in sunlight...
White Rum, Malibu Rum, Blue Curacao, pineapple juice, razor leaf aka. fresh basil
When you are a vampire, you become very... sexy!
White Wine, Peach Schnapps, blueberry compote, orange juice, drop of blood from your familiar
Scienced together with the strength of Bast and a pinch of vibranium
Bourbon, fresh mint, raspberry compote, lemon, soda, heart-shaped herb
The Kraken is invincible! 100 men could not defeat him!
Kraken Rum, Absinthe, lime, ginger beer, sweat of Harry Hamlin
A spell from Ghoul’s Manuscript to summon this Great Old One from the Dreamlands to the Waking world
Los Siete Misterios Mezcal, Bourbon, orange bitters, brown sugar, cinnamon, wrath, destruction
for two or more sentient beings
Similar in effect to having your collective brains smashed out with a large gold brick wrapped in lemon. Made for two or more beings to share, but don’t have more than two PGGBs or you’ll both feel like a thirty ton mega elephant with bronchial pneumonia.
Ol' Janx Spirit, Arcturan Mega-Gin, Fallian marsh gas, Qualactin Hypermint extract
Don’t underestimate the power of the Dark Side. We’ve searched through every den of scum and villainy to find the most fearsome drink in the Empire. We find your lack of booze disturbing.
Lonetree Cider, Dark Rum, Amaretto, Sailor Jerry Rum, TIE-fighter of fruit juices, Dagobah mist
Alcohol-free doesn’t have to mean less fun!
A fine non-alcoholic warrior’s drink for the glory of the Klingon Empire!
Raspberry compote, mint, lime, soda, honour
Rumoured to be invented by Illidan Stormrage himself!
Blueberry compote, lemon juice, 7UP, Elune’s light
Like our regular Butterbeer, without any alcohol but the same amount of magical stuffs
Root Beer, liquid ice cream*, patronus, *can be made dairy-free
For when you need a mean encyclopedic knowledge of pop-culture and general nerdom
Mango juice, pineapple juice, ginger ale, dry ice
Random Shots!
HOW TO PLAY:
$5 PER ROLL: $6 if you defy the gods of chance and select your own shot.
Well, you can't win them all.
Tequila, Tabasco, Tiamat's bile
Strange is the night where black stars rise...
Banana liqueur, Crown Royal Whisky
Everybody relax, I'm here
Amaretto dropped into cola and lager
Machete don't drink layered shooters.
El Jimador tequila and lime wedge
Does it come in black?
Kahlua, Baileys (contains milk)
My mind to your mind. My thoughts to your thoughts.
Creme de cacao, creme de menthe
"To condense fact from the vapor of nuance."
Sambuca, Baileys, ‘Reason’ (contains dairy)
Not an excuse for trying to avoid therapy
Jameson whiskey, pickle juice.
Good for humans and prawn alike.
Creme de cacao, Kracken run
“Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is...”
Grenadine, Blue Curacao, Vodka
"It's not the same log, Mike..."
Frangelico, lime
"I volunteer as Tribute for District 12"
Creme de cacao, Frangelico (contains traces of Hazelnut)
From the Earth to the Moon!
Butter Ripple Schnapps, Sailor Jerry's Rum
“It’s not a trap.”
Fireball whiskey, Peppermint Schnapps
"Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility"
Creme de cacao, Blue Curacao, grenadine, Baileys
"Who looked at that and thought, oh, maybe it should be more sonic?"
Absolut Mandarin, orange juice, sonic
Our moon and stars
Malibu rum, Peach Schnapps (prepared in the Dothraki custom)
Peace is a lie. There is only passion. Feel the power of the Dark Side.
Jägermeister and hate
We're the dragon that hoards shots.
Sambuca, Goldschläger
A supersized mega-shot and you get to keep the shot glass! You can't choose this shot, you have to get lucky...
Vodka, lemon juice, sugar frosting
Wine & Spirits
Conviction Pinot Grigio | 11 glass / 39 bottle |
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Lindemans Chardonnay | 9 glass / 32 bottle |
House Peller Estates Sauvignon Blanc | 6 |
Lindemans Pinot Noir | 9 glass / 32 bottle |
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Trapiche Malbec | 9 glass / 32 bottle |
House Peller Estates Merlot | 6 |
Henkell Trocken | 9 glass / 35 bottle |
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by the 3 oz glass
Planet Bee Meadery Seasonal Flavour | 12 |
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Planet Bee Meadery Okanagan Delight | 12 |
Highballs | 5.25 |
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Double Highballs | 8.25 |
Premium Liquor | 8.5 |
Double Premium | 12.5 |
Glenfiddich 12 Year | 8 (sgl) 12 (dbl) |
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Macallan Gold | 10 (sgl) 15 (dbl) |
Nikka From The Barrel | 12 (sgl) 18 (dbl) |
Talisker 10 Year | 15 (sgl) 22 (dbl) |
Dalmore 15 Year | 18 (sgl) 28 (dbl) |
Oban 14 Year | 18 (sgl) 28 (dbl) |
Lagavulin 16 Year | 18 (sgl) 28 (dbl) |
Suntory Hibiki | 18 (sgl) 28 (dbl) |
Highland Park Valhalla Collection Odin | 45 (sgl) 75 (dbl) |
Buffalo Trace | 9 (sgl) 13 (dbl) |
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Maker's Mark | 9 (sgl) 13 (dbl) |
Havana Club 7 Year Añejo | 6 (sgl) 9 (dbl) |
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Kraken | 6 (sgl) 9 (dbl) |
Bombay Sapphire | 8 (sgl) 12 (dbl) |
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Wallflower | 8 (sgl) 12 (dbl) |
Hendrick's | 10 (sgl) 15 (dbl) |
Cazadores Reposado | 7 (sgl) 10.5 (dbl) |
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Los Siete Misterious Mezcal | 11 (sgl) 16 (dbl) |
Ketel One | 7 (sgl) 10 (dbl) |
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Other Drinks
Pop | 3 |
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Coffee | 3 |
Tea | 3 |
Juice | 4 |
Hot Chocolate | 4 |
Non-alcoholic beer - Erdinger | 7 |
Alcohol-free doesn’t have to mean less fun!
A fine non-alcoholic warrior’s drink for the glory of the Klingon Empire!
Raspberry compote, mint, lime, soda, honour
Rumoured to be invented by Illidan Stormrage himself!
Blueberry compote, lemon juice, 7UP, Elune’s light
Like our regular Butterbeer, without any alcohol but the same amount of magical stuffs
Root Beer, liquid ice cream*, patronus, *can be made dairy-free
For when you need a mean encyclopedic knowledge of pop-culture and general nerdom
Mango juice, pineapple juice, ginger ale, dry ice
Kid’s Menu
Small portions for our hobbit-sized friends under 12 years old! Kid’s meals come with a choice of fries or fruit on the side and juice or milk to drink! All kid’s meals also come with a scoop of chocolate or vanilla ice cream for dessert!
Please note: we cannot allow minors into the Alehouse without a parent or guardian before 8 PM and absolutely no minors after 8 PM as per our liquor license!
Grilled cheddar cheese with garlic butter on sourdough bread, just the way Mom makes it!
Elbow noodles swimming in a bowl of cheesy goodness to make you strong enough to help you protect Beach City with Purple Puma!
We can't quite put our finger on it but it's delicious! Battered cod and house tar-tar sauce!
Chicken Fingers?! High fives all around! Each order comes with a free high-five!
These small beef sliders will make you feel like a giant Kaiju destroying cities in your wake!
We only serve this to best monarchs in theBreakfast Kingdom: two eggs any style, sourdough toast and a rasher of bacon!
(AVAILABLE DURING BRUNCH HOURS: SAT + SUN 11 AM - 2 PM)
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1619 West Broadway
Vancouver, BC
604 428 9670 alehouse@stormcrow.com
Open at 11 am everyday till 1 am (2 am on Fri/Sat)
No minors after 8 pm and only permitted before 8 pm with parent or guardian!
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“Like a sports bar for geeks,” was how the Storm Crow Tavern was first envisioned…
In 2011 the concept was met with skepticism or outright disbelief. But soon after opening we realized that Vancouver was indeed ready for such an establishment… a place where you’d never see a hockey game or MMA event on the TV, where board, card and role-playing games were not just tolerated, but encouraged, where everything from the decor on the walls to the design of the menus referenced fantasy, science fiction and horror films, comics, and books.
But the Storm Crow was never meant to be “just” for nerds, and over the years we’ve welcomed customers of all stripes, from the crowds packing in for “Game of Thrones” Sunday to freaked-out tourists to goth-metal local bohemians. We strive to provide a fun and delicious menu with vegan and gluten-free options, and a carefully curated selection of local BC microbrews, alongside our famous themed cocktails like the Romulan Ale and Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster (and our infamous Random Shots that you can roll for with a 20-sided die).
With the opening of the Storm Crow Alehouse in February 2016, we’ve begun our inevitable viral spread!
Now with the Storm Crow Manor open in Toronto as of October 2018, we can bring a bit of your sci-fi, or fantasy fandom dreams to life across the country!
We’ve incorporated the magic of what made the first few Storm Crow locations special into a new and improved immersive experience with wild theme rooms, new delicious food concoctions as well as yet-to-be-discovered surprises. Toronto won’t know what hit it… but at least, it’s not a Kaiju… this time.
Due to high demand, we take no reservations after 6 pm daily and parties of 10 to 20, people can book by emailing alehousereservations@stormcrow.com
No reservations available?
Don’t worry, we always reserve large sections of the Alehouse for walk-in customers.
No minors after 8 pm and only permitted before 8 pm with parent or guardian!
Looking to book your staff holiday party or large event? For more info head here.