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We serve all kinds in here
Vancouver's hottest nerd bar! Board and card games galore and sci-fi on the TV around the clock...
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Mon - Fri • 2 - 5 PM
Zucchini Sticks
Jalapeno Cornbread Popper
Corn Dog Pops
Mac & Cheese Balls
Sweet Onion & Chorizo Quesadilla
Superstitiously good lunch for $13 in under 13 minutes. You're the star of your own meal story from 11 am – 2 pm, Mon – Fri. Choose from a possible 63 lunch combinations!
From 11 am – 2 pm every Saturday!
Regular Sunday brunch also available from 11 am – 2 pm every Sunday!
Every first and third Wednesday of every month with the Vancouver Quizmasters - Eric Fell and Mister Nickel!
Come croon your favourite nerdy hits with us twice per month! Check our events page for more info!
Our Menu
Standard Earth Menu
BITS
Remember, sharing is optional. We won’t judge.
I AM LEGEND
V = Vegan | VP = Vegan Possible
GS = Gluten Sensitive | GSP = Gluten Sensitive Possible
A Storm Crow classic! Like regular fries, but bigger, made from chickpea batter, and stacked in a weird, non-Euclidean geometry. Comes with spicy sriracha aioli or vegan sriracha aioli.
Not to worry, the chips are regular sized. We just like a good pun! Three delicious storms of savoury truffle, roasted onion dip, and crispy house-made potato chips will prove to be formidable foes against your cravings!
A mutation of the great Canadian classic: your choice of beef gravy, vegan gravy, squeaky cheese curds or daiya vegan cheese.
Pile it on with bacon bits for $2 or our house-made pulled pork or BBQ pulled jackfruit for only $4 per add-on!
Katana-quartered pickles fried up in a manner so delicious it’s like a roundhouse kick of flavour to your face! Served with cowabunga ranch dipping sauce and a rendition of Ice Ice Baby.
A perfect snack for second breakfast, elevensies, luncheon, afternoon tea, supper, and/or dinner! Each of these three (york)shire puddings is stuffed with house-made sliced roast beef, Dijon aioli, frizzled onions, and beef gravy.
Get lost in a labyrinth of flavour– these spicy and crispy buffalo cauliflower bites are fried to golden perfection to a-MAZE your taste buds! Served with sweet chili aioli.
Rick’s favourite discovery to date: a universe made entirely of nachos! Ride a tortilla chip boat on a river of melted jack cheddar cheese or Daiya vegan cheese that flows over roast corn and beans to a forest of jalapeños and fields of red onions! Add guacamole for $3 or try pulled pork, Cajun chicken, or BBQ pulled jackfruit $4!
Crispy wings tossed in your choice of: Han’s Honey Chipotle Lime, Outer Rim Apple BBQ, Salacious Crumb Curry Dry Rub, or Death Star Sauce (warning: so spicy, it could blow up a planet)!
Going too fast? Jump out of lightspeed with our Crait Salt & Pepper or Frank’s Red Hot options!
We’ve sizzled up three tasty tacos and used transmutation magic to offer you a variety of balanced filling options: Cajun chicken, spicy chorizo, crispy cod, or pulled BBQ jackfruit. As seen on TV, each taco is all topped off with lemony slaw, avocado, green onions, and spicy aioli! Abraca-@#%!-yeah! Feeling trés hungry? Add-on an extra taco for $4!
Worth risking time travel for, this edgy, ferocious hot dog has every corner wrapped in bacon, and topped with savoury truffle aioli, house relish, frizzled onions, sriracha mayo, and green onions served on a toasted bun!
BITES
Add chicken breast or grilled BC salmon to any salad for $5
BIFF! POW! ZLOT! Come, my comic cohorts in crime and croutons! This savory salad will hold your taste buds for ransom with fresh romaine hearts, house-made Caesar dressing, sourdough croutons, crispy bacon and Parmesan cheese.
One bowl of Ferenginar-grown quinoa, roasted squash, grape tomatoes, Italian parsley, fresh mint, dried cranberries, tossed in an agave-soy vinaigrette for only 13 slips of gold-pressed latinum.
What’s the secret to immortality? The fountain of youth? This salad? Maybe that last one. This healthy salad is made with mixed greens, toasted sunflower seeds, fresh pears and dried cranberries, tossed in a house-made honey-pear vinaigrette.
Hot soup barada nikto! Ask your server peacefully about what our daily soupy offering might be!
Out of murk and mystery, a creature appears: a mixture of beans, tomatoes, jalapeños, and unknown depths of much, much more. Bombarded with green onions, sour cream, and served with tortilla chips to confound the best flavour scientists!
Don’t mistake this chili for just a delicious pile of beans, tomatoes, peppers, onions, jalapeños and more, slow cooked to perfection. It’ll kick your hunger right in its butt! Served with crispy tortilla chips.
MEGABITES
All of our sandwiches and wraps come with your choice of side: fries, greens, or daily soup. When seeking adventure, you can upgrade to chickpea fries, yam fries, tater tots or poutine for + $3
Like a Magic Missile fired into the dark, you won’t know what you’re gonna get! Ask your server for a Dungeon Burger card, a D20, and let the capricious whims of Fate build your burger. Will it be beef? Chicken? Loin of Bugbear with a Gelatinous Cube demi-glace? Probably not that one, BUT WHO KNOWS? Comes with a collectible trading card because every dungeon needs loot.
Chomp into an electrifying 7 oz beef patty with crispy bacon, melted cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, and Storm Crow special sauce, served on a toasted bun. A burger fit for a lord god of Thunder.
For when your hunger is mighty, add extra patties for $4 each!
Looking for a bit of a lighter spark...erm, snack? Try our Storm Burger– just like our Thunder burger–but without the bacon and cheese!
This veggie burger has been augmented to be far superior! We’ve grilled a Garden burger vegan patty to perfection and topped it with tomatoes, lettuce, onions, and house-made vegan sriracha aioli. You’ll be yelling, “KHAAAAAAAN I have another?”
Lock on to your veggie burger with jalapeños and guacamole. It’s torpedo of flavour!
In preparation for any upcoming trials, we recommend this water-type burger with an evolved flavour made with sweet soy glazed BC salmon, pickled ginger slaw, all served on a toasted bun with a spicy mayo.
A magical fried chicken sandwich blessed by the changer of ways to delight your eyes AND mouth. Chaos serves this house marinated and seasoned fried or grilled chicken with smashed avocado, lemon slaw and sriracha aioli served on a toasted bun.
This spell is a critical hit to your hunger with house-made pulled pork, apple BBQ sauce, pickled slaw, served on a toasted bun. Now go forth and find some dragons in dungeons or something.
Time to save the world (again)! Deep within the files of the Torchwood Institute, we found this recipe for an alluring, vegan-friendly BBQ pulled jackfruit sandwich with pickled slaw on a toasted bun.
We’ve packed every panel of this french beef dip sandwich with flavour, over and over and over again ad infinitum! We’ve stuffed a fresh baguette with house-made roast beef, frizzled onions, dijon aioli, and mozzarella ready to dive into a dip of beef jus!
To instantly regenerate creatures big and small, simply tap Cajun chicken, avocado, mixed greens, tomato, cucumber, and sriracha aioli and wrap it in a spinach flour tortilla.
A sandwich for nimble, sneaky fingers stacked high with corned beef, swiss cheese, sauerkraut, Russian dressing on toasted sourdough, served with dill pickle dagger that gives you +2 to stealth checks.
US BROOKLYN KIDS KNO- whoops, sorry. Us Brooklyn kids know a good bagel, and this is a great one, Bucky boy! A perfectly schmeared toasted plain bagel shield topped with house-made smoked carrot veggie lox, capers, and dill, served with red onion and arugula salad on the side. Make it vegan by replacing the schmear with tofutti cream cheese or non-veggie by adding smoked salmon for $3!
For when you’re way off baseline, we have elbow macaroni engineered to perfection by the Tyrell Corporation swimming in a whirlpool of melting cheeses– Gruyère, Parmesan, cheddar, and mozzarella... each lost like tears in the rain. Add pulled beef, pulled pork or pulled BBQ Jackfruit for $4.
This New England pub favorite comes to the Storm Crow. Devour two pieces of fresh beer-battered cod, served with tartar sauce, coleslaw and house-cut french fries.
Dungeon Burger
Dungeon Burger
Like a Magic Missile fired into the dark, you won’t know what you’re gonna get! Ask your server for a Dungeon Burger card, a D20, and let the capricious whims of Fate build your burger. Will it be beef? Chicken? Loin of Bugbear with a Gelatinous Cube demi-glace? Probably not that one, BUT WHO KNOWS?
Comes with a collectible trading card because every dungeon needs loot.
*Available to order in person. No take-out, sorry. *
Choose Your Own Lunch-venture
Choose Your Own
Lunch-venture Menu!
Superstitiously great lunch for $13 in under 13 minutes
(from time of order placement, on location only).
You’re the star of your own meal story from 11 am – 2 pm, Mon – Fri. Choose from a possible 63 lunch combinations!
Choose Your Main P. 1
Pick from the following:
• 1 Piece Fried Fish O’ Fortune
• Perilous Pulled Pork Sandwich
• Search For The Roast Beef Sandwich
• Expedition Chili (Vegan or Beef)
• Vegan Voyage Pulled Jackfruit Sandwich
• Salmon Quinoa Salad Quest
• Two Taco Trek (options: pulled pork • pulled jackfruit • chorizo)
Choose Your Side P.2
Pick from:
• Golden Fries
• Haunted House Greens
• Super Soup
Choose To Upgrade Your Side • +$3
• Tater Tots of Terror
• Mythical Chickpea Fries
• Yam Fries From Outer Space
Decide To Add More Adventure • +$2
• Cheese Chase (Daiya Vegan or Cheddar)
• Gravy Ghost Train (Vegan or Beef)
• Bacon Believer
Late Night Menu
Late Night Menu
AVAILABLE 10 PM – MIDNIGHT
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DRINK SPECIALS
$5 SLEEVES • Red Truck, Bomber, Phillips
$5 GLASSES • House Red, House White
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LATE NIGHT BITS
A Storm Crow classic! Like regular fries, but bigger, made from chickpea batter, and stacked in a weird, non-Euclidean geometry. Comes with spicy sriracha aioli or vegan sriracha aioli.
Not to worry, the chips are regular sized. We just like a good pun! Three delicious storms of savoury truffle, roasted onion dip, and crispy house-made potato chips will prove to be formidable foes against your cravings!
Katana-quartered pickles fried up in a manner so delicious it’s like a roundhouse kick of flavour to your face! Served with cowabunga ranch dipping sauce and a rendition of Ice Ice Baby.
Get lost in a labyrinth of flavour– these spicy and crispy buffalo cauliflower bites are fried to golden perfection to a-MAZE your taste buds! Served with sweet chili aioli.
Crispy wings tossed in your choice of: Han’s Honey Chipotle Lime, Outer Rim Apple BBQ, Salacious Crumb Curry Dry Rub, or Death Star Sauce (warning: so spicy, it could blow up a planet!). Going too fast? Jump out of lightspeed with our Crait Salt & Pepper or Frank’s Red Hot options!
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LATE NIGHT BITES
A mutation of the great Canadian classic: your choice of beef gravy, vegan gravy, squeaky cheese curds or Daiya vegan cheese. Add pulled pork or pulled BBQ jackfruit for $4.
This spell is a critical hit to your hunger with house-made pulled pork, apple BBQ sauce, pickled slaw, served on a toasted bun.
Deep within the files of the Torchwood Institute, we found this recipe for a vegan-friendly, alluring BBQ pulled jackfruit sandwich with pickled slaw on a toasted bun.
For when you gotta go fast, try this classic beef chili smothered hot dog. Doctor Robotnik won’t know what hit him!
Why go regenerate when you can get try your shape-shifting skills with this bowl of chili cheese fries! Available with or beef and cheddar cheese or vegan chili and daiya cheese.
Rush in and grab these sizzled up breaded chicken thighs in a nest of rail spit fries! A balanced meal!
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DESSERTS
They who control the chocolate, control the universe. Don’t pull out your heart plug until you’ve tried this rich but light chocolaty concoction. A dish just sweet enough, you won’t be crying, “The tooth! The tooth!”
A dazzling array of sprinkles shoot out of our hands and onto two scoops of ice cream, drizzled with chocolate and caramel sauce, and topped with whipped cream. Can affect from one to two creatures depending how you much you feel like sharing.
A Winterfell favourite fed to generations of brooding Starks to help them through the long nights in the North. Topped with ice cream so that you’ll never forget that ‘winter is coming’.
Freshly made in-house, a different cake every week! Ask your server what to expect this time.
This vegan carrot cake is so impressive, you’ll go Super Saiyan! It’s topped with Piccolo’s favourite lime-caramel sauce and a scoop of Say Hello! vegan ice cream.
Caffeine to rouse your dead soul, booze to kill the pain of being alive. And for an extra $3 you get it served in an amazing COLLECTIBLE STORM CROW MUG you can keep!
Matchstick coffee, Bailey's Irish Cream, Kahlua, whipped cream
Weekend Brunch
Brunch
AVAILABLE 11AM – 2PM, SATURDAY, SUNDAY AND STAT HOLIDAYS!
Brunch dishes come with smashed Cajun fingerling potatoes, mixed baby greens and fresh fruit.
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Mathematical! Jake’s fave brunch to cook Finn to keep their strength up to save everybody from demons, liches and other extra-planar beings! Two local free-run soft poached eggs, fresh avocado, maple smoked bacon smothered in Valentina hollandaise served on toasted English muffins.
A dangerously good Custer-L’Angell family recipe (you don’t want to know how many souls we had to sell to get ahold of it) features two local free-run soft poached eggs resting atop a pile of BBQ pulled pork, and house-made cornbread topped with Valentina hollandaise. You’ll be in Heaven (or Hell), whatever you’re into.
In the busy metropolis of Empire City, this benny will make you sing from the bottom of your gem! Local free-run soft poached eggs, smoked salmon, cream cheese, capers, fresh dill served on a toasted English muffin. Salmon and eggs make for the best brunch fusion in town!
A classic breakfast starring two local free-run eggs any style (except basted! no basting!) with your choice of one of the following: smoked bacon, chorizo sausage, smoked salmon or avocado. Served with sourdough toast in glorious Technicolour!
A breakfast sandwich so good that it’ll pass the Voight-Kampff test. Storm Crow beef patty, cheddar cheese, avocado, maple smoked bacon, local free-run sunny side up egg, lettuce, tomato, Valentina hollandaise. Served with fries or side salad
Test your humanity against this upgrade to two beef patties!!! Want even more? Add extra patties for $4 each!
Duh-nun! Duh-nun! Innocent and unaware local free-run eggs swimming in slow-cooked tomato and red pepper sauce. Served with sourdough toast, green tahini. We’re gonna need a bigger skillet.
Add chorizo sausage for +$3 or feta or Daiya cheese +$1.
Vegan option : sautéed mushrooms instead of eggs and vegan toast!,
This toast is stuffed fuller than your bag of holding after a boss fight! Reach in there and think of the best French toast in the world, and you’ll pull this beauty out!
*served without side
Us Brooklyn kids know a good bagel, and this is a great one, Bucky boy! A perfectly schmeared toasted plain bagel shield topped with house-made smoked carrot veggie lox, capers, and dill, served with red onion and arugula salad on the side. Make it vegan by replacing the schmear with Tofutti cream cheese. Add two eggs for $2!
BIFF! POW! ZLOT! Come, my comic cohorts in crime and croutons! This savoury salad will hold your taste buds for ransom with fresh romaine hearts, house-made Caesar dressing, sourdough croutons, crispy bacon and Parmesan cheese. Add grilled chicken breast or BC salmon for +$5.
One bowl of Ferenginar-grown quinoa, roasted squash, grape tomatoes, Italian parsley, fresh mint, dried cranberries, tossed in a honey-soy vinaigrette for only 13 slips of gold-pressed latinum.
Add grilled chicken breast or BC salmon for +$5.
Chomp into an electrifying 7 oz beef patty with crispy bacon, melted cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, and Storm Crow special sauce, served on a toasted bun. A burger fit for a lord god of Thunder. For when your hunger is mighty, add extra patties for $4 each! Served with choice of fries, greens or soup.
Looking for a bit of a lighter spark...erm, snack? Try our Storm Burger– just like our Thunder burger–but without the bacon and cheese!
This burger is generating a lot of buzz around the Galactic Alliance! We grill up a Beyond™ vegan burger patty and top it with tomatoes, lettuce, onions and house-made vegan sriracha aioli on a toasted bun! Served with choice of fries, greens or soup.
Blast off your veggie burger with jalapeños and guacamole!
Perfect for any space ranger.
For when you’re way off baseline, we have elbow macaroni engineered to perfection by the Tyrell Corporation swimming in a whirlpool of melting cheeses– Gruyère, Parmesan, cheddar, and mozzarella... each lost like tears in the rain. Add pulled beef, pulled pork or pulled BBQ Jackfruit for $4.
*served without side
Dessert Menu
Dessert Menu
They who contros the chocolate control the universe. Don’t pull out your heart plug until you’ve tried this rich but light chocolaty concoction. A dish just sweet enough, you won’t be crying, “The tooth! The tooth!”
This gigantic ice cream dessert hits like a wampa’s paw! Suitable for two, you’ll probably need a tauntaun to sleep inside of when you’re finished. Covered in chocolate and fudge and sprinkles and stuff, and comes with a collectible sticker!
A Winterfell favourite fed to generations of Starks to help them through the long nights in the North. Topped with ice cream so that you never forget that 'Winter is Coming'.
Freshly made in-house, a different cake every week! Ask your server what to expect this time.
This vegan carrot cake that’s so impressive, you’ll go Super Saiyan! It’s topped with Piccolo’s favourite lime-caramel sauce and Say Hello! ‘Jam Sessions’ coconut strawberry vegan ice cream.
Dessert Drinks
Caffeine to rouse your dead soul, booze to kill the pain of being alive. For an extra $3 you get it served in an amazing collectible Storm Crow mug you can keep!
Matchstick Coffee, Bailey’s Irish Cream, Kahlua, Whipped Cream, Highly Keepable Mug.
After a long day of fighting the Borg and negotiating peace treaties with the Romulans, snuggle up to a cup of tea, Earl Grey, hot with a little something extra.
Amaretto, triple sec, and Earl Grey Tea.
A popular wizarding beverage, based on the recipe from our sister bar the Leaky Cauldron
Butter Ripple schnapps, root beer, ice cream (shaken not stirred).
The Beer round here
The Beer Round Here
WE FEATURE 20 ROTATING TAPS OF BC CRAFT BEER
On tap
| 14 oz Sleeve | 20 oz Pint | 60 oz Pitcher | |
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| Brew of Cthulhu | 5.75 | 7.75 | 20 |
| Driftwood Fat Tug | 6.25 | 8.25 | 21 |
| Hoyne Dark Matter | 6.25 | 8.25 | 21 |
| Blue Buck Pale Ale | 6.25 | 8.25 | 21 |
| Fernie First Trax Brown Ale | 6.25 | 8.25 | 21 |
| Lighthouse Bowline Pilsner | 6.25 | 8.25 | 21 |
| Lonetree Apple Cider | 7.25 | 9.25 | 26 |
| Brassneck Mr Personality Amber Ale | 6.25 | 8.25 | 21 |
| Luppolo New World Sour | 7.25 | 9.25 | 26 |
| Dageraad Rainshine Blonde | 7.25 | 9.25 | 21 |
| Strange Fellows Blackmail Milk Stout | 6.25 | 8.25 | 21 |
| Steel&Oak Smokey Honey Doppelbock | 6.25 | 8.25 | 21 |
| Phillips Black Magic Dark Ale | 6.25 | 8.25 | 21 |
| Storm Pineapple Scotch Ale | 7.25 | 9.25 | 28 |
| Strange Fellows Bayard Saison | 6.25 | 8.25 | 21 |
| Fieldhouse Lavender ESB | 6.25 | 8.25 | 21 |
| Coal Harbour Market Saturation NE IPA | 6.25 | 8.25 | 21 |
| Vancouver Island Misthorn Winter IPA | 7.25 | 8.25 | 21 |
| Brickers Dry Apple Cider | 7.25 | 9.75 | 28 |
| Strathcona Mandarin Winter Radler | 7.25 | 9.75 | 21 |
| Rotating Fresh cask | 7.25 | 9.25 | 21 |
In bottles
| Erdinger Non-Alcoholic Beer! | 6.25 |
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| Lonetree Peach Cider | 7.75 |
| Glutenberg Blonde | 9 |
| Glutenberg IPA | 9 |
| Hey Y'all | 6.75 |
| Pacifico | 7 |
| Guinness | 8 |
| Strange Fellows Talisman Pale Ale | 7.75 |
| Good Company Lager | 4.75 |
Cocktail Database
Standard Earth Cocktails
| Caesar/Bloody Mary | 8 (sgl) 9.5 (dbl) |
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| Whiskey/Amaretto Sour | 7 (sgl) 8.5 (dbl) |
| Tom Collins | 9 |
| Negroni | 11 |
| Long Island Iced Tea | 9 |
| Martini: domestic gin or vodka | 9.5 |
| Martini: Fancy | 12 |
| Old Fashioned | 12 |
| Mojito | 10 |
| Margarita | 10 |
Special Cocktails
Banned in the federation since 2240, but we won't tell.
Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Blue Curacao, lemon juice, soda, dilithium crystals
Caffeine to rouse your dead soul, booze to kill the pain of being alive.
And for an extra $5 you get it served in an amazing COLLECTIBLE STORM CROW MUG you can keep!
Kahlua, Bailey’s Irish Cream, Matchstick Coffee, whipped cream, highly keepable mug
A traditional wizarding beverage that will have you speaking parseltongue in no time!
Butterscotch Schnapps, root beer, ice cream*, magic stuff, *can be made dairy-free
“It’s alive!”
Gin, Lillet, Absinthe, Triple Sec, lemon, brain that “fell off a truck” somewhere, some ‘lectricity and stuff
Sorry, your princess has abducted herself to another castle to drink this in PEACE!
Bourbon, Peach Schnapps, iced tea, soda, a reprieve from being a damsel in distress for five minutes.
From Sister Margaret’s, it’s made with enough X-force to break through the 4th wall
Aperol, Prosecco, orange juice, orange bitters, Ryan Reynolds crossed with a shar-pei
Venusaur is taking in sunlight...
White Rum, Malibu Rum, Blue Curacao, pineapple juice, razor leaf aka. fresh basil
When you are a vampire, you become very... sexy!
White Wine, Peach Schnapps, blueberry compote, orange juice, drop of blood from your familiar
Scienced together with the strength of Bast and a pinch of vibranium
Bourbon, fresh mint, raspberry compote, lemon, soda, heart-shaped herb
The Kraken is invincible! 100 men could not defeat him!
Kraken Rum, Absinthe, lime, ginger beer, sweat of Harry Hamlin
A spell from Ghoul’s Manuscript to summon this Great Old One from the Dreamlands to the Waking world
Los Siete Misterios Mezcal, Bourbon, orange bitters, brown sugar, cinnamon, wrath, destruction
Share Cocktails
for two or more sentient beings
Similar in effect to having your collective brains smashed out with a large gold brick wrapped in lemon. Made for two or more beings to share, but don’t have more than two PGGBs or you’ll both feel like a thirty ton mega elephant with bronchial pneumonia.
Ol' Janx Spirit, Arcturan Mega-Gin, Fallian marsh gas, Qualactin Hypermint extract
Don’t underestimate the power of the Dark Side. We’ve searched through every den of scum and villainy to find the most fearsome drink in the Empire. We find your lack of booze disturbing.
Lonetree Cider, Dark Rum, Amaretto, Sailor Jerry Rum, TIE-fighter of fruit juices, Dagobah mist
Mocktails
Alcohol-free doesn’t have to mean less fun!
A fine non-alcoholic warrior’s drink for the glory of the Klingon Empire!
Raspberry compote, mint, lime, soda, honour
Rumoured to be invented by Illidan Stormrage himself!
Blueberry compote, lemon juice, 7UP, Elune’s light
Like our regular Butterbeer, without any alcohol but the same amount of magical stuffs
Root Beer, liquid ice cream*, patronus, *can be made dairy-free
For when you need a mean encyclopedic knowledge of pop-culture and general nerdom
Mango juice, pineapple juice, ginger ale, dry ice
Random Shots!
RANDOM SHOTS
HOW TO PLAY:
- DICE WITH DESTINY Ask your server for the infamous 20-sided die.
- ROLL THE BONES Get lucky! If you roll a natural 20 you get to keep the shot glass!
- FACE YOUR FATE Enjoy the shooter the lords of chaos have selected for you.
$5 PER ROLL: $6 if you defy the gods of chance and select your own shot.
Well, you can't win them all.
Tequila, Tabasco, Tiamat's bile
Strange is the night where black stars rise...
Banana liqueur, Crown Royal Whisky
Everybody relax, I'm here
Amaretto dropped into cola and lager
Machete don't drink layered shooters.
El Jimador tequila and lime wedge
Does it come in black?
Kahlua, Baileys (contains milk)
My mind to your mind. My thoughts to your thoughts.
Creme de cacao, creme de menthe
"To condense fact from the vapor of nuance."
Sambuca, Baileys, ‘Reason’ (contains dairy)
Not an excuse for trying to avoid therapy
Jameson whiskey, pickle juice.
Good for humans and prawn alike.
Creme de cacao, Kracken run
“Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is...”
Grenadine, Blue Curacao, Vodka
"It's not the same log, Mike..."
Frangelico, lime
"I volunteer as Tribute for District 12"
Creme de cacao, Frangelico (contains traces of Hazelnut)
From the Earth to the Moon!
Butter Ripple Schnapps, Sailor Jerry's Rum
“It’s not a trap.”
Fireball whiskey, Peppermint Schnapps
"Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility"
Creme de cacao, Blue Curacao, grenadine, Baileys
"Who looked at that and thought, oh, maybe it should be more sonic?"
Absolut Mandarin, orange juice, sonic
Our moon and stars
Malibu rum, Peach Schnapps (prepared in the Dothraki custom)
Peace is a lie. There is only passion. Feel the power of the Dark Side.
Jägermeister and hate
We're the dragon that hoards shots.
Sambuca, Goldschläger
A supersized mega-shot and you get to keep the shot glass! You can't choose this shot, you have to get lucky...
Vodka, lemon juice, sugar frosting
Wine & Spirits
White Wine
| Conviction Pinot Grigio | 11 glass / 39 bottle |
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| Lindemans Chardonnay | 9 glass / 32 bottle |
| House Peller Estates Sauvignon Blanc | 6 |
Red Wine
| Lindemans Pinot Noir | 9 glass / 32 bottle |
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| Trapiche Malbec | 9 glass / 32 bottle |
| House Peller Estates Merlot | 6 |
Sparkling
| Henkell Trocken | 9 glass / 35 bottle |
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Mead
by the 3 oz glass
| Planet Bee Meadery Seasonal Flavour | 12 |
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| Planet Bee Meadery Okanagan Delight | 12 |
Spirits Database
| Highballs | 5.25 |
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| Double Highballs | 8.25 |
| Premium Liquor | 8.5 |
| Double Premium | 12.5 |
Whiskey
| Glenfiddich 12 Year | 8 (sgl) 12 (dbl) |
|---|---|
| Macallan Gold | 10 (sgl) 15 (dbl) |
| Nikka From The Barrel | 12 (sgl) 18 (dbl) |
| Talisker 10 Year | 15 (sgl) 22 (dbl) |
| Dalmore 15 Year | 18 (sgl) 28 (dbl) |
| Oban 14 Year | 18 (sgl) 28 (dbl) |
| Lagavulin 16 Year | 18 (sgl) 28 (dbl) |
| Suntory Hibiki | 18 (sgl) 28 (dbl) |
| Highland Park Valhalla Collection Odin | 45 (sgl) 75 (dbl) |
Bourbon
| Buffalo Trace | 9 (sgl) 13 (dbl) |
|---|---|
| Maker's Mark | 9 (sgl) 13 (dbl) |
Rum
| Havana Club 7 Year Añejo | 6 (sgl) 9 (dbl) |
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| Kraken | 6 (sgl) 9 (dbl) |
Gin
| Bombay Sapphire | 8 (sgl) 12 (dbl) |
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| Wallflower | 8 (sgl) 12 (dbl) |
| Hendrick's | 10 (sgl) 15 (dbl) |
Tequila
| Cazadores Reposado | 7 (sgl) 10.5 (dbl) |
|---|---|
| Los Siete Misterious Mezcal | 11 (sgl) 16 (dbl) |
Vodka
| Ketel One | 7 (sgl) 10 (dbl) |
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Other Drinks
Non-Alcoholic
| Pop | 3 |
|---|---|
| Coffee | 3 |
| Tea | 3 |
| Juice | 4 |
| Hot Chocolate | 4 |
| Non-alcoholic beer - Erdinger | 7 |
Mocktails
Alcohol-free doesn’t have to mean less fun!
A fine non-alcoholic warrior’s drink for the glory of the Klingon Empire!
Raspberry compote, mint, lime, soda, honour
Rumoured to be invented by Illidan Stormrage himself!
Blueberry compote, lemon juice, 7UP, Elune’s light
Like our regular Butterbeer, without any alcohol but the same amount of magical stuffs
Root Beer, liquid ice cream*, patronus, *can be made dairy-free
For when you need a mean encyclopedic knowledge of pop-culture and general nerdom
Mango juice, pineapple juice, ginger ale, dry ice
Kid’s Menu
Small portions for our hobbit-sized friends under 12 years old! Kid’s meals come with a choice of fries or fruit on the side and juice or milk to drink! All kid’s meals also come with a scoop of chocolate or vanilla ice cream for dessert!
Please note: we cannot allow minors into the Alehouse without a parent or guardian before 8 PM and absolutely no minors after 8 PM as per our liquor license!
Grilled cheddar cheese with garlic butter on sourdough bread, just the way Mom makes it!
Elbow noodles swimming in a bowl of cheesy goodness to make you strong enough to help you protect Beach City with Purple Puma!
We can't quite put our finger on it but it's delicious! Battered cod and house tar-tar sauce!
Chicken Fingers?! High fives all around! Each order comes with a free high-five!
These small beef sliders will make you feel like a giant Kaiju destroying cities in your wake!
We only serve this to best monarchs in theBreakfast Kingdom: two eggs any style, sourdough toast and a rasher of bacon!
(AVAILABLE DURING BRUNCH HOURS: SAT + SUN 11 AM - 2 PM)
Event Calendar
Board Games
Appetizers
Appetizers
2 player games
Light Fare
Light Fare
2 player games
Main Course
Main Course
2 player games
Appetizers
Appetizers
3 player games
Light Fare
Light Fare
3 player games
Main Course
Main Course
3 player games
Appetizers
Appetizers
4 player games
Light Fare
Light Fare
4 player games
How to find us
1619 West Broadway
Vancouver, BC
604 428 9670 alehouse@stormcrow.com
Open at 11 am everyday till 1 am (2 am on Fri/Sat)
No minors after 8 pm and only permitted before 8 pm with parent or guardian!
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“Like a sports bar for geeks,” was how the Storm Crow Tavern was first envisioned…
In 2011 the concept was met with skepticism or outright disbelief. But soon after opening we realized that Vancouver was indeed ready for such an establishment… a place where you’d never see a hockey game or MMA event on the TV, where board, card and role-playing games were not just tolerated, but encouraged, where everything from the decor on the walls to the design of the menus referenced fantasy, science fiction and horror films, comics, and books.
But the Storm Crow was never meant to be “just” for nerds, and over the years we’ve welcomed customers of all stripes, from the crowds packing in for “Game of Thrones” Sunday to freaked-out tourists to goth-metal local bohemians. We strive to provide a fun and delicious menu with vegan and gluten-free options, and a carefully curated selection of local BC microbrews, alongside our famous themed cocktails like the Romulan Ale and Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster (and our infamous Random Shots that you can roll for with a 20-sided die).
With the opening of the Storm Crow Alehouse in February 2016, we’ve begun our inevitable viral spread!
Now with the Storm Crow Manor open in Toronto as of October 2018, we can bring a bit of your sci-fi, or fantasy fandom dreams to life across the country!
We’ve incorporated the magic of what made the first few Storm Crow locations special into a new and improved immersive experience with wild theme rooms, new delicious food concoctions as well as yet-to-be-discovered surprises. Toronto won’t know what hit it… but at least, it’s not a Kaiju… this time.
Reserve a table
Due to high demand, we take no reservations after 6 pm daily and parties of 10 to 20, people can book by emailing alehousereservations@stormcrow.com
No reservations available?
Don’t worry, we always reserve large sections of the Alehouse for walk-in customers.
No minors after 8 pm and only permitted before 8 pm with parent or guardian!
Looking to book your staff holiday party or large event? For more info head here.